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THE LITTLE DOG WITH A LOT TO SAY

SMALL DOG.
BIG YAP.

One red hoodie.
Absolutely no volume control.

Welcome to Yappie's corner of the internet. The microphone is on. The neighbours have questions.

Step into the booth
BORN TO
YAP. Yappie in his red hoodie broadcasting excitedly from his tiny radio desk

tiny paws. enormous opinions.

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01 / YOU'RE IN THE BOOTH

A thought enters.
A yap leaves.

A tiny make-believe station.
A very serious commitment to noise.

YAP-O-MATIC / PERSONAL BROADCAST UNITREADY TO YAP
NOW THINKING ABOUTTHE NEIGHBOURHOOD

The mailman has walked past twice. I am opening an investigation.

GO ON. HE HAS MORE.
CHOOSE HIS NEXT OBSESSION

Your booth, your volume. Sound starts only when you choose it.

02 / A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A VERY LOUD DOG

The world is quiet.
He'll fix that.

MORNING / THE PATROL

Local dog.
Global announcement.

Yappie found a microphone and assumed the entire street had subscribed. Squirrels, suspicious leaves, a particularly good stick: everything deserves a breaking story.

He's small. His hoodie is too big. His opinions travel three houses down.

“I saw a leaf move.
You're welcome.”
Yappie marching through the neighbourhood with a megaphone
Yappie playing his little red snare drumNEIGHBOURS'
LEAST FAVOURITE
SOLO.
AFTERNOON / SOUND CHECK

Some dogs fetch.
This one headlines.

Practice makes perfect. Yappie is working on a different theory: practice makes louder.

One paw. One questionable solo.
MIDNIGHT / STILL HERE

The moon gets
a full briefing.

When the neighbourhood falls asleep, Yappie takes the night shift. Same hoodie. Smaller audience. Exactly the same enthusiasm.

“This next one goes out
to the one light still on.”

Yappie on the night shift with a little red radio and a warm mug
Yappie sleeping on a cream beanbag, his mouth still open
EVENTUALLY / THE COMMERCIAL BREAK

Even the yap
needs a nap.

The headphones are down. The beanbag is occupied. Please leave your very important squirrel report after the snore.

back in approximately one snack.

03 / FIND THE FREQUENCY

Same hoodie.
More ears.

Yappie with his paws in his hoodie pockets
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